New Shoes

I look outside to see what all the suspicious silence is about...


Oh, -these- new shoes? Yeah they're great for putting in the dog's water bowl!


Wait. You want me to take my feet out? of the water? Um.... I'm kind of busy here.


And how am I supposed to even be annoyed at her? Look at her face! She -knows- she's not supposed to do that, obviously, but she's so thrilled she got away with it. And also now she would like some helping getting her shoes off, please, because the knots are really tight.