Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Pronunciation Woes


Me: Were the girls okay?

Will: Well, we had fun. But (with the tone of someone imparting bad, weird news) Wren called me her bitch.

Me: What? She did what?

Will: She said I was her bitch. Her "swinging bitch"?

Chase: Wren, is Uncle Will your bench? Like the swinging bench at Grandad's house?

Wren: Yeah! He's my swinging bitch!

3 comments:

xieferris said...

so hilarious

rachel said...

sounds about right.

qualifiedcondition said...

You should probably google "swinging bitch" and show her what that really means. It's never too early to be assaulted by the internet.